Yeah, I really miss my wife - but at least I have her skin to remember her by
Have you ever tried cat meat ?
I just got out of prison. I'll bet the kids at the playground really miss me
Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man next to me
My butt really itches !
My psychiatrist says flying helps offset my desire to mutilate woodland creatures
Would you hold this messy Kleenex for me?
My mother just told me we can't sleep together anymore
Can you believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister ?
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue ?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it or not
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again !
If I go unconscious, stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up
Ya know, since I moved to Sydney my gerbil business has really taken off
Wow, they could charge for that cavity search they gave me !
I work for the city of and I drive a garbage truck
I collect aluminium foil
If me and my wife get divorced, are we still legally brother and sister ?

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